Q: What is our secret weapon?

A: Ah, you want to know our secret? Fine, we'll give you the CliffsNotes version.

What's the deal with our obsession with neon colors?

We just really love the 80s, okay? It's all about excess and over-the-top flair. Our CEO is secretly a huge fan of "Miami Vice" and we're trying to bring that vibe into the 21st century.

Will you guys ever tone it down?

Ha! Like that's going to happen. Our marketing department has a strict "more-is-better" policy. If it's not eye-searingly bright, we won't even look at it.

Can I join the secret society?

We're not really a society, per se. More like a loosely affiliated group of misfits who share a love of all things gaudy and loud. But hey, if you're into that sorta thing, hit up our Membership Page for more info!