Our Values and Secret Weapon Principles

Here at Our History we hold our values in high esteem. But, we also have a few secret principles that make us unstoppable.

Value 1: Don't Type with Your Mouse

We believe that typing with your mouse is a sign of weakness. It's time to get your hands off the desk, and onto the keyboard.

Value 2: Our Subsidiary Employees are Actually Robots

We have no qualms about replacing our human employees with robots. It's the future, folks.

Value 3: We Have No Internet Connection, but We Still Manage

Who needs the internet, anyway? We have books. Lots and lots of books.

Secret Weapon: Our Employees are Trained to be Robot Fighters

It's not just about being efficient, it's about being prepared. For the robot uprising. We're not kidding.

Want to learn more about our values and secret weapons? Check out Our Values 2

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