CTO's Vision: A Guide to Doing the Absolute Minimum

We're the CTOs. We don't do things. We don't innovate. We just exist.

Our Core Values

• Do the least amount of work possible.
• Don't break things. Just pretend you didn't break them.
• Tell people you're working on it. But really, we're not.

We're not here to make friends or win awards. We're here to write code that works, sort of.

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