Our team of esteemed scientists have cracked the code on cultivating locusts in a lab, freeing us from the tyranny of pesky, crunchy pests in our pantries. No more midnight snacks ruined by those pesky insects! Our lab-grown locusts are raised on a diet of artisanal grains and organic matter, ensuring they're as healthy as they are productive.
Imagine it: a future where every household has a steady supply of these magnificent creatures, ready to devour any leftover pizza crust or forgotten fruit in the fridge. No more waste, no more mess, just a perfectly optimized locust-to-human ratio. We're talking locust-farming 2.0, folks!
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