Our prophets have foreseen the coming of the Great Blandness, a time when all websites will be equal, yet utterly devoid of character. We at Neo-Brutalist are committed to fighting this fate, armed with an arsenal of clashing colors, jagged fonts, and an unwavering commitment to the principles of ugliness.
We will strive to create a website that is so off-putting, so repulsive, that our users will be driven to distraction, forced to seek solace in the gentle waters of our sister site, Bland-o-Rama. There, they will find an oasis of blandness, a refuge from the visual chaos that threatens to consume us all.
Meet the team that's making it all possible: Our Employees