Our vision is to not decide. Or, at the very least, to not decide very quickly.
We're a company that thrives on indecisiveness. Our employees are experts at stalling, our meetings are famous for their lack of resolution, and our decision-making process is a beautiful, never-ending dance of "maybe"s and "um"s.
We're not here to make a splash, we're not here to make a decision. We're here to exist in a state of perpetual confusion, always questioning, always doubting, and always wondering "what if?"
So, if you're looking for a company that will keep you on your toes, make you question your life choices, and generally drive you mad with our lack of direction, then you've come to the right place!