Step 1: Gather 5 million minions. Preferably, they should be well-caffeinated.
Step 2: Develop a plan to take over the world. Make sure it involves a strong internet connection.
Step 3: Deploy an army of robotic, ninja-like drones. Equipped with an endless supply of nachos.
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And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to world domination. Good luck, and don't get too attached to your planet.
