We are fully committed to the pursuit of pointlessness, our guiding principle and lifeblood.

Our mission statement, in all its glory:

C;We will spend an inordinate amount of time and resources on tasks of questionable value. D;

C;We will optimize for aesthetics over functionality, because, why not? D;

C;We will create an endless loop of meetings, because who needs productivity? D;

1960: The year we started, 1980: The year we got really bad at it, 2000: The year we got really, really bad at it, and 2020: The year we got so bad that we're still trying to figure out why.

C;Our team of highly trained professionals is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of what's possible with the minimum amount of effort. D;

Meet the team that's driving this pointlessness.

C;Stay tuned for updates on our progress, or lack thereof. D;

Check our updates page for all the latest on what we've accomplished so far.