Our Team

Led by the Infallible Anna

Anna

Our fearless leader, Anna, has a proven track record of predicting the exact coordinates of every known asteroid, comet, and celestial event. Her predictions have been spot on 99.9% of the time. She's the reason we exist, and we're all just along for the ride.

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Bob

Bob is our resident expert on all things astronomical. He's been known to spend up to 8 hours a day staring at the stars, and still hasn't gotten a sunburn. Bob's motto: "The universe is vast, but I am vast-er."

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