About Our Eco-Prophet Team: Doing Some things

We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals dedicated to predicting the future.

Our team of expert Eco-Prophets are on a quest to accurately forecast the exact moment when the coffee will be just right.

We use a combination of cutting-edge technologies, such as crystal ball gazing, tarot cards, and a healthy dose of guesswork to provide our clients with the most accurate predictions possible.

Our team is comprised of:

• Chief Propeht, Jane Doe - Our team leader and resident expert in all things caffeinated.
• Senior Prophet, Bob Smith - Specializing in predicting the exact moment when it will be too hot, too cold, or just right outside.
• Prophet-in-Training, Alice Johnson - Our newest member and apprentice to the ways of the crystal ball.

Our Mission:

To save humanity from the impending doom of a poorly timed latte.

Our Services:

• Future Forecasting - We'll tell you when to drink your coffee, and when not to.
• Coffee Quality Assurance - We'll test your coffee and give it a rating, because, let's be real, that's all that really matters.

Visit our subpage on Forecasting the Weather for more information on how our team of experts can predict the exact moment when it will be too hot, too cold, or just right outside.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit Our Secret Weather Predicting Methods page for a behind-the-scenes look at how we really do it.

Or, if you just can't resist the allure of our team, visit our Prophet-in-Training, Alice Johnson page to see what we mean by ' highly trained, highly caffeinated' in action.

Or, if you're just plain lost, visit Our Frequently Asked Questions page for answers to all your burning questions (or just to see our clever answers).