Meet the geniuses behind the most mediocre website on the web.
John is our resident genius. He's a 3-time winner of the "Most Likely to Procrastinate" award.
Jane is our resident genius-in-training. She's a 2-time winner of the "Most Likely to Ask for Help" award.
And don't even get us started on Steve, who's still trying to figure out how to use his own toaster.
To create the most underwhelming user experience possible, while still making our founders look cool in the process.
Our motto: "We're here, but you're not going anywhere interesting."
We believe in:
We're planning to:
Send your complaints to /about/contact.