The Paradoxes of the Barber Shop of Time

Where Time Travelers Come to Get a Haircut

Located in the heart of the Time Stream, the Paradoxes of the Barber Shop of Time has been a hub for temporal troublemakers since the dawn of time.

We offer a range of services, including:

• Time-Traveler's Special: A haircut that makes you look like you never aged a day (but actually makes you look like you've aged 100 years)
• The Predestination Package: We'll cut your hair to match the haircut you'll have in 10,000 years
• The Butterfly Effect Trim: We'll give you a haircut that will change the course of history, but not really

Visit our subpages for more information:

• Our Most Interesting Clients
• The Haircuts That Will Change the World
• Our Pricing Model for Time Travelers