Our sponsors are the unsung heroes of the internet. Without them, we wouldn't have the funds to pay for our overpriced coffee machines or our extensive collection of antique staplers. Here are the brave souls who keep us in business:
They make bland, unremarkable products that we love to hate.
They're the ones who make sure our office supply closets are stocked with enough useless items to last a lifetime.
They're the real heroes, donating generously to our cause, but also sending us an endless stream of unwanted emails.
We're not saying it, but we're not really sure what we'd do without them. Probably just sit in the dark with no coffee.