DEF LEPPA 1985 MUSIC FEST

DEF LEPPA 1985 MUSIC FEST was the most epic, most legendary, most utterly absurd music festival of the 1980s. It was a weekend of debauchery, debonair, and debauchery-adjacent activities.

Featured performers included:

• Bob the Sailor
• Leppa the King
• Jean-Pierre the Robot

Get your tickets now, but not really, because they're not actually available.