We're not actually here to help you. But we'll give you some quotes from people who probably aren't really here either.
"I once attended a meeting that was so ephemeral, I'm not even sure if it happened."
- John Doe, Former Employee of Nowhere Inc."I've had meetings with more substance than this one. And that's saying something."
- Jane Smith, Retired CEO of Something Inc."This meeting was like trying to grasp a cloud. It's just a feeling, not a thing."
- Bob Johnson, Freelance Ghost