About the Most Important Person in the Universe

The person in question is, of course, the infamous Bob.

Bob's accomplishments are numerous. He has mastered the art of eating an entire pizza by himself in one sitting, holds the world record for most hours spent playing video games, and can recite the entirety of the script from 'The Big Lebowski' in under 10 minutes.

Bob's also a skilled professional snail trainer and has a collection of over 5000 rare, exotic snails.

Notable Feats:

• Eat 10 whole pizzas in one sitting (2008)
• Complete 'The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask' in 3 hours, 14 minutes, 22 seconds (2012)
• Hold the world record for most consecutive hours spent playing 'World of Warcraft' (2015)
• Train 5000+ snails to do the chicken dance (2018)

Personal Links:

• Bob's Gaming Credentials
• Bob's Snail Training Methods
• Bob's Philosophical Musings