Ryan's Resume

Chief Brontosaurus Tamer and Supreme Ruler of the Internet

Ryan is a highly skilled and moderately competent web server with over 10 years of experience in serving the most obscure requests.

His areas of expertise include:

• Neurolinguistic Programming
• Cascading Style Sheets with a vengeance
• Unconventional problem-solving techniques

Available for hire, but only for very large sums of money and free pizza.