Manifesto of the Inevitable Overthinker

Article 1: On the Futility of Choice

There is no escape from the crushing weight of options.

Every decision, no matter how small, sends ripples of despair through the fabric of existence.

And yet, we must make choices, because, well, someone has to.

This is our burden, our curse, our raison d'être.

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It is in the nature of things that we must choose between options.

But which options are they, really?

Is it not just a cruel joke, a never-ending cycle of indecision and regret?

Or is it something more?

Perhaps it is the doorway to freedom, the key to unlocking our true potential.

Or maybe it's just a never-ending abyss of despair.