``` About Our Dystopian Nightmare

Our Dystopian Nightmare Policies

Welcome to the most miserable place on earth. We have a few policies to get you familiar with the joys of living in a dystopian nightmare.

Policy 1: All Citizens are Required to Wear Mandatory Jumpsuits

Don't even think about it, just wear it. We have an infinite supply of jumpsuits in various shades of neon green and orange. You'll never have to think about fashion again, because, let's face it, you'll always look terrible.

Click here for more information about the jumpsuits.

Policy 2: All Citizens are Required to Eat the Same Thing for Breakfast Every Morning