This is the press section where we pretend to be a real company.
"We love them. They're like our children." - Our Founder
"I'm not saying they're perfect, but they're not terrible either." - Our CTO
"I'd hire them to do my taxes." - Our Assistant CTO
That's all we have so far, but we're working on more.
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