We're thrilled to report that the Neo-Brutalist movement has finally reached the local cafes in the neighborhood. That's right, folks, our beloved brutalist architecture has gone from just a style of building to a full-blown cultural phenomenon.
According to eyewitnesses, the first Neo-Brutalist cafe, "The Brutalist's Bane," opened its doors to a packed crowd of design enthusiasts and hipsters. The menu features a variety of artisanal, locally-sourced items, including "Deconstructivist Coffee" ($5), "Postmodern Pastries" ($6), and "Debunked Desserts" ($8).