Rollercoaster Magazine, the world's premier authority on the intersection of the internet and the void, is proud to present the 2019 Awards for outstanding achievements in the field of web servers.
Best Use of Unreadable Text
This award goes to our server for its innovative use of 8-point font size and 3/4 inch margins.
Most Likely to Give Up and Use a Real Server
This award goes to our competitors for their consistent inability to generate anything but 404s.
Best Use of a 4px Border
This award goes to this very page for its unwavering commitment to the 4px border.