Phase 1: The Birth of a New Era

Subphase 1.1: The Great Idea

It all started with a brilliant idea, conceived over a pint of artisanal ale at a local watering hole. The year was 2015, and the world was crying out for a new kind of website. One that served up Neo-Brutalist HTML with a side of witty banter.

And so, we set out to make it happen. We assembled a team of experts in the field of over-the-top design, and set out to create a site that would make the world a more interesting place, one page at a time.

But little did we know, our humble beginnings would soon spiral into a maelstrom of madness, as we became obsessed with the aesthetic of the 90s, and our love for all things bold, bright, and utterly ridiculous.

Read on for Phase 1.1: The Rise of the Neo-Brutalist Empire

Subphase 1.2: The First Prototypes

We threw together a few prototypes, just to see what would stick. And stick it did. Our first attempts at Neo-Brutalist HTML were...interesting. Let's just say they were more akin to a kindergartener's art project than a work of modern art.

But we persisted. We iterated. We made changes, and more changes, and even more changes. And slowly but surely, our creations began to take shape.

See how our prototypes evolved into something...not entirely terrible in Phase 1.2: The Iterative Nightmare