Neon is a revolutionary new social media platform where users can share their thoughts, feelings, and existential dread in 280 characters or less. It's like Instagram, but with more angst.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated developers has worked tirelessly to bring you this cutting-edge technology that will inevitably drive you to the brink of madness.
Join us today and discover the thrill of broadcasting your deepest insecurities to a world that doesn't care!