Nefarious Project: Goals
Our primary objective is to create the most diabolical plot to take over the world, ever.
We aim to achieve this by:
- Stealthily infiltrating all major coffee shops.
- Substituting sugar with an experimental new sugar alternative that tastes like disappointment.
- Deploying an army of robotic, ninja-like, coffee-drinking minions.
- Creating an AI-powered, personalized "suggest-a-scone" system for maximum efficiency.
Stay tuned for updates on our progress, or don't. We won't judge you.