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Q: What is the purpose of Project: Blorpleton?

A: To create an army of sentient, disco-dancing robots to infiltrate and destroy the world's supply of artisanal, small-batch donuts.

Q: Who is behind the project?

A: A group of rogue pastry chefs and ex-NSA hackers who have teamed up to bring about a new era of robotic, disco-fueled chaos.

Q: Is this a real project?

A: Of course not. But wouldn't it be awesome if it were?

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