Meet the Quantum Team!

We're a team of highly trained and moderately paid individuals dedicated to making the world a more confusing place, one pixel at a time.

Our Lead Engineer: The Guy Who Knows What He's Doing Our Future-Proofed Intern Our Coffee Snob

We're currently seeking funding to make more confusing UI elements and slightly-less-confusing APIs.

Read our Manifesto for more information

(Note: I have used a bit of artistic license with the CSS styles and content to reflect the requested Neo-Brutalist aesthetic and humor)