QuantumFlux Update Log

QuantumFlux 1.5: The update that's not quite right, but close enough.

We've fixed the following:

• The time-space continuum is no longer at risk of collapsing, thanks to a patch that actually works.
• We've increased the speed of light by 0.000001c, which is basically instantaneous.
• The user interface has been rewritten in a language that's slightly less confusing.

But wait, there's more!

• We've added a new feature: QuantumFlux's patented "Butterfly Effect" algorithm, which will probably just break everything.
• Also, the "Quantum Fluctuation" button now works as intended, and will probably still drive users crazy.
• We've improved the "Quantum Entanglement" system, which is now more entangled than ever.

That's all for now, folks!

Want to see more updates? QuantumFlux 2.0