The Chrono Displacement Machine is a device that manipulates time-space fabric, creating localized distortions in the timestream. Our team of expert engineers and temporal physicists has developed a system that can displace you, your friends, and your enemies to alternate realities.
We're still working on that part. Our testing phase has shown some... interesting results. View our safety record.
No. Not yet. Our machine is still in beta. We're working on adding more time periods, but for now, you can only travel to our favorite eras: Ancient Egypt, the Wild West, and a dystopian future where cats rule the world. Check out our current destinations.
We're not sure. Our lawyers are looking into it. But if you do travel with your pet, please be aware that our insurance policy only covers human displacement. Your pet's well-being is not our responsibility. Read the fine print.
We can't comment on that. But we can offer you a 10% discount on your first purchase if you use the code "TIME10" at checkout. Contact our investor relations department.