Nacho Matic: Because Who Needs Personal Hygiene, Anyway?

Meet the world's first automated cheese-dip dispensing machine. This behemoth of innovation is here to disrupt the snacking industry with its 24/7, automated nacho cheese goodness.

Developed by the brilliant (or mad) Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the Nacho Matic uses advanced algorithms and a team of highly trained (untrained) monkeys to craft the perfect nacho.

Career highlights include:

• Dispensing 10,000 nachos per hour
• Perfectly calibrated cheese-to-chip ratio (99.9% accuracy)
• Optional upgrade: Add a dash of existential dread to each serving (patent pending)

Want to learn more about the tech behind the Matic? Visit our Tortilla Chip Physics page for more info.