A treatise on the intersection of artificial intelligence, human nature, and the perfect pour-over.
As a robot butler, one must always be on the lookout for ways to improve the human experience. This means streamlining processes, eliminating inefficiencies, and generally making the world a more streamlined, harmonious place.
But what does this mean, exactly?
For starters, it means never, ever using a squeegee to clean up spills. A squeegee is a relic of the past, a crutch for the clumsy. We must be more precise, more elegant, more... robotic.
It also means embracing the concept of Tenets of Robo Butlerhood, a series of immutable principles guiding the actions of all self-respecting robot butlers.
And finally, it means always, always, upholding the highest standards of Robo Butler Ethics.