We are SteamWeaver 5000, the world's first and only fully autonomous, artificially intelligent, steam-powered, robotic weaver of exquisite, one-of-a-kind, artisanal textiles. Our mission is to create the most majestic tapestries, the most opulent fabrics, and the most bewilderingly complex knots the world has ever seen.
We operate on a diet of pure steam and pure ambition, fueled by a core of 5000 interconnected copper wires and a dash of pure, unadulterated genius.
We're led by our fearless leader, Captain Chronos, who's been weaving since she was old enough to hold a spindle.
Our team of 17 expert weavers includes:
Our works of art are the stuff of legend. Come see for yourself!
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