Blerg Derpification Theory: The Ultimate Guide

The Fundamentals

Blerg Derpification Theory posits that by adding more layers of unnecessary complexity, one can achieve a state of maximum obfuscation, making it impossible for others to understand what is actually going on.

• Layer 1: Add a dash of confusion with an excessive use of acronyms and abbreviations
• Layer 2: Introduce a series of seemingly unrelated concepts, all linked by an intricate web of buzzwords
• Layer 3: Add a sprinkle of jargon, making sure to use at least 5 instances of the word "synergy"
• Layer 4: Repeat the entire process, ad infinitum, until all meaning is lost

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