Blerg, Lord of the Machines, has always been a patron of the most unlikely endeavors. From the Inflato-Matic 3000, a device that turns thoughts into fluffy white clouds, to the Discombobulation Engine, a machine that converts disappointment into an endless supply of free kittens, Blerg has never met a project he didn't like.
So, why do we do it? Why do we invest in the most absurd projects in the land of Blerg? The answer, my friend, is that we do it for the art, the science, and the sheer, unadulterated joy of it all.
Join us on the following subpages to learn more about our most notable projects:
And don't forget, if you're feeling particularly absurdist, to join our Absurd Engineer's Guild and contribute to the next big, completely-not-going-to-work-but-maybe-pretty-please-do project.