Project: Robotic Umbrella - Phase 1: Beta-Testing
Status: In Progress
As we speak, the Robotic Umbrella project is still in its beta-testing phase. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers is working tirelessly to perfect the art of making umbrellas that don't just keep you dry, but also judge your fashion sense.
Current Features:
- Auto-open feature: The robotic arm will automatically open and close to ensure optimal sun protectionประก.
- Solar-powered: Our umbrellas run on a custom-built, high-efficiency solar panel that charges in under 2 seconds.
- Umbrella-sitter: A built-in camera monitors your posture and will adjust the umbrella's angle to ensure you're always stylish and dry.
Future Features:
- Selfie mode: Take a photo with your robotic umbrella for the 'gram and get a free upgrade to the premium model!
- Umbrella-summoning: Use voice commands to call your umbrella to your location, because who doesn't love a good 'umbrella-ride-shares' service?
Join the Beta-Testing Program:
Sign up now and receive a complimentary pair of robotic socks with every purchase! ( Limited time offer, because we're still trying to make it work)