Welcome to the Gloopernack project, where the art of making a mess is taken very seriously. Our team of expert Gloopernackers (that's what we call ourselves) have spent years perfecting the art of covering surfaces with sticky, gloopy, colorful messes.
Q: What is a Gloopernack? A: It's a substance we use to cover surfaces with. We're still working on the science, but it's like a mixture of glue, paint, and despair.
Q: Can I buy Gloopernacks in stores? A: Ha! You wish. Our production line is still in beta testing. But you can try making your own at home, we hear the mixture of equal parts glue, water, and last night's pizza sauce is a good starting point.
Q: Are Gloopernacks safe? A: We're not entirely sure, but we're not entirely not sure either. We're still in the process of testing our hypothesis that the smell alone is enough to repel most predators. Ask us about our ongoing study, "Gloopernack Toxicity: A Study in Futility".
Learn more about the history of Gloopernacks | Find recipes for making your own Gloopernacks at home