Our Accounts Are Still in Disarray - Last Year's Quarterly Report

It's that time of the year again: the quarterly report where we pretend to have things under control.

• Our accounting team is still on vacation, and we're not sure what they're doing with all the free time.
• We've lost the keys to the server room, but we're pretty sure it's not that important.
• Our CEO is still trying to learn how to use a computer, but we're optimistic.
• We've had to re-mortgage the company to pay off the outstanding balance on our office coffee machine.

Read on for more lowlights Or, if you must, see the highlights (but let's be real, they're just a lie)