The report you're looking for is... elusive.
We've lost it, but we've got an idea or two that might help us find it. Here are some suggestions:
It's not like we haven't looked, but just in case, let's check the fridge for any hidden reports.
Idea 2: Check the fridge (again) Idea 2: Call the IT department Idea 2: Check the 'Report' folder (duh)