Last Year's Quarterly Report

Suggestion #2: Add More Glitter

Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good sprinkle of rainbow-colored confetti?

We should add more glitter to the report because:

• It's a great way to distract from our lack of actual progress.
• It'll make the report look like a festive celebration, rather than a dull summary of our failures.
• We can use it as an excuse to buy more office supplies (glitter, anyone?).