Balthazar's Ongoing Projects

Current Undertakings:

1. Inventing the world's most complex toaster: Project Toaster

2. Building a robotic exoskeleton for my cat: Feline Robotics Initiative

3. Writing a bestselling novel about a sentient toaster: Toaster Literary Society

4. Creating an AI that can recite the entirety of "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu: Art of War Initiative

5. Inventing a machine that can turn thoughts into tangible objects: Telekinetic Device Development

6. Building a time machine, but only for going back to the 80s: Time Machine Initiative

7. Creating an army of sentient, robotic accountants: Robotic Accounting Society

8. Inventing a portal to a parallel universe where pineapples are the dominant species: Parallel Universe Initiative

9. Building a self-sustaining, sentient, robotic ecosystem in a shipping container: Robotic Ecosystem Initiative

10. Writing a thesis on the societal implications of sentient, robotic pineapples: Robotic Pineapple Thesis

Completed Projects:

Robotic Toilet - A robotic toilet that can flush your worries away

Robotic Umbrella - An umbrella that can protect you from both rain and existential dread

Robotic Socks - A pair of socks that can sense when you need to change them

And many more... (Or so I tell myself)