We're currently harnessing the power of telekinesis to generate 100% of our energy needs. This means no more boring, polluting power plants or tedious solar panels. Our scientists have discovered a way to channel the kinetic energy of our CEO's enthusiastic arm flails into a sustainable, reliable energy source. It's a game-changer!
Our team is working around the clock to perfect the technology, but we're making great strides. We've already achieved a 90% efficiency rate and are projecting a 99% rate by the end of the quarter. We're on track to meet our goal of powering the entire city with the kinetic energy of our CEO's flailing arms!
To see our progress in action, check out our energy source monitor, where you can track our real-time efficiency rates and see the raw, unbridled power of our CEO's kinetic energy!
