Project: Balthazar's Telekinetic Device, Phase 2

A cutting-edge, experimental, telekinetic device capable of manipulating the fabric of reality.

Phase 2: Refinement and calibration of the device's neural interface, allowing for more precise control and reduced risk of spontaneous combustion.

Learn more about Phase 3, where we attempt to harness the power of the device for good, or possibly for evil.

Check the development log for daily updates on the project's progress, or lack thereof.

Key Features:

Neural Interface: A custom-built, wearable headset that reads and interprets the user's brain waves.
Power Source: A compact, high-energy reactor that harnesses the limitless power of the user's ego.
Safety Features: A state-of-the-art, AI-powered safety net that prevents accidental reality manipulation, but not always.

Technical Details:

The device operates on a proprietary blend of quantum entanglement, dark matter, and sheer, unadulterated hubris.

The project's current funding status: $10,000,000 raised, with an additional $5,000,000 still needed to cover the costs of lawyers, PR, and 'accidental' reality distortions.