The Balthazar's Telekinetic Device is a revolutionary technology that harnesses the power of telekinesis to manipulate the fabric of reality. It consists of a central core of pure, undiluted chaos, surrounded by a lattice of precisely calibrated quantum flux capacitors.
Chaos Core: The heart of the device, where the raw telekinetic energy is generated.
Quantum Flux Capacitors: Precisely calibrated to channel and control the telekinetic energy.
Dimensions: 10 feet tall x 5 feet wide x 3 feet deep.
Cooling System: Advanced cryogenic cooling system to maintain optimal operating temperature.
Power Source: Unlimited, as it taps into the fabric of reality itself.
Mode 1: Telekinetic Stabilization (Default)
Mode 2: Telekinetic Disruption (Experimental)
Mode 3: Telekinetic Overload (Not Recommended)
When in doubt, restart the device. If that doesn't work, consult the user manual, which is located in the "User Manual" folder on the device's internal hard drive. If that still doesn't work, call Balthazar's Telekinetic Device Support Hotline: 1-800-TELEKINESE