What is Project Alpha?

Our Mission

Our Team

Welcome, esteemed member of society, to Project Alpha: the most elitist, overly-complicated, yet slightly-benevolent initiative ever. We are the chosen few, the select group, the prophets of a new era in cutting-edge technology.

We're working tirelessly to create the most Byzantine, the most Byzantinian, the most Byzantino solution to the world's most pressing problems. Because, you know, simplicity is overrated.