Our Site: A Journey Through the Abyss of Existence

What is it, Exactly?

Well, we're not really sure. We just kind of showed up here one day, and here we are. We're like the internet's weird cousin, the one that nobody asked for but here we are anyway.

Our Mission

To confuse, annoy, and occasionally amuse our users. We're like the digital equivalent of a bad rash.

Our goal is to serve up a healthy dose of Neo-Brutalist nonsense, because who needs accessibility, anyway?

Our Values

We value:

And by "love," we mean "requirement for our designers to wear blindfolds to work."

Our Team

Meet the misfits who run this joint:

Together, we're a force to be reckoned with.

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Disclaimer

By visiting this site, you acknowledge that you're aware of our complete and utter lack of purpose or function. Don't say we didn't warn you.