Warning: Do not attempt to roast your own coffee using quantum physics. It's a recipe for disaster, or so we've heard.
Our team of highly trained (not really) physicists have successfully created a roast that defies the laws of nature. It's like they said it wouldn't be possible, but here we are, with our quantum roast.
Methods we used to create the roast:
Quantum fluctuations that make it impossible to replicate
Chaos theory application for the win
Superpositioning for the perfect roast every time
Don't worry, we've tested it on our lab cats and they love it.