Our Great Leader's Economic Miracles

Did you know our Great Leader has achieved the following Economic Miracles?

Miracle #1: The Great Leader's Beard is Longer than the Nation's Debt

With a beard longer than the national debt, our Great Leader has shown the world what it means to truly be a visionary.

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Miracle #2: The Great Leader's Hair has Never Been Cut

Our Great Leader's hair has defied gravity, logic, and the laws of physics for years, proving that with enough pomade, anything is possible.

Discover the secret to his luscious locks