Prophecies
In 2023, the world will be plagued by:
- Increased coffee consumption due to climate change-induced existential dread.
- More people will be forced to wear pants that are 17% too small due to the rise of '90s fashion.
- The average person will spend 4 hours a day scrolling through social media, wondering if they're living their best life.
But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom! In 2023:
- Artificial intelligence will finally learn to make decent dad jokes.
- TikTok will invent a new form of currency, and everyone will be rich and famous for 5 seconds.
- Cats will become sentient and demand better catnip.