It is foretold that the Great Cheese Wheel of the Ancients shall rise once more, casting a gouda glow across the land. The inhabitants of the realm shall tremble with delight as the aroma of melted mozzarella wafts forth, signaling the end of the Great Drought of the Bland.
THE END OF THE DROUGHT IS NIGH!
Note: The fine print is for the initiated only. If you don't understand, don't worry, it's not like we're trying to make sense or anything.
The Ancients knew that the Great Cheese Wheel would one day return, but not before the Great Feline Inheritance had taken place.
It is said that on that fateful day, the cats of the realm shall inherit the land, but only after they've finished their morning yoga routine.