Prophecy 1: The Great Pizza Uprising

On the 15th of March, 2050, the pizza will rise up against its creators. The cheese will melt, the sauce will spill, and the crust will be cast aside. The toppings will take control, and the world will never be the same.

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Prophecy 2: The End of Toppings

The world will one day run out of pepperoni. The people will be forced to resort to using plain old oregano. The revolution will be televised, but it won't be as exciting as the one in Prophecy 1.

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